Kid farts so bad today that he gases himself out and has to stop what he’s doing to plug his nose. I just power through and keep us on task as usual. The parent approaches to ask him what he’s doing, but before she could finish asking she realizes that she has stepped into the “infected zone”.
Parent, “WHOA! Go to the bathroom next time! Think about how Brady feels sitting so close to you!”
I have mastered the art of mouth breathing.